Bad Boys, Bad Boys. Whatcha gonna do?
They say that girls like bad boys. If that’s true then I guess I’m an exception to the rule. I don’t like bad boys. They don’t turn me on. I only started liking Darryl on The Walking Dead after they showed that he had a soft side. So when guys try to be all tough on their profiles, all I have to say is “pass”. And I just don’t understand the offensive pictures. What’s that supposed to show, exactly? Ok class, cue the first slide!
Giving yourself the finger totally takes away the lameness of taking a selfie in your car. Yeah, totally. You nailed it, ‘brah.
Oh, so you’re saying your friends are idiots too? Good to know. Plus, you are obviously a great role model for little kids.
Photographer: “Ok, dude. Now put your hand in your pocket so you can look casual. Hmmm.. something’s missing in this picture. Oh, I know! Flip the bird! It’s brings the whole composition together.”
Know how you can add that touch of class to your “fuck you” picture? Stick your middle finger up your nose. Voila! Class!
This guy must have graduated from the same school of manners as “What’s your ass up to” and “Turd Burglar”.
Are you going to tell me that you didn’t notice the guy doing that gesture in the background of your picture? Please. Way to slip that one in. No pun intended.
The lesson learned today is that if you don’t want to come over as a complete douche, put your hands down. And your pants up. But that’s another post for another day 😛