Mirror Selfie
First of all, this is not a standard mirror selfie. Most people are not wearing a diaper and a pair of shoes. The accepted form of mirror selfies is in a bathroom. And usually includes pants. What is going on here? Is this a trend of workout clothes that I just haven’t heard of yet? Is he in the featherweight division of the new U.S. Sumo wrestling team (I think they take points off for wearing shoes on the mat, btw)? I don’t usually even look at profiles who’s main profile picture is shirtless. Never mind shirtless and pantsless. If you want to include a picture of yourself with your shirt off at the beach at some point in your profile, go ahead. But making your main picture shirtless makes me think that you are only about looks and not so much about personality. The diaper though? That’s got mommy issues written all over it. And I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole. Figuratively and literally.